these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.