my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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