Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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