You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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