this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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