i was rollin on her like bob the builder
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
