Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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