Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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