ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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