omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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