Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
