Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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