Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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