So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Randomize
