yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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