We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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