hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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