She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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