no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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