she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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