Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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