Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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