keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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