Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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