Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you inspire me to be a worse person
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I forget how to act sober
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