I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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