Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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