Walk of Shame. In a state park.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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