I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
