i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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