what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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