Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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