Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
