I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just found a bag of teeth...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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