FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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