Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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