I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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