that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I party with great urgency now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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