margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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