he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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