I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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