we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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