Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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