I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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