the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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