if you like me you must not know who I am
there was a trapeze. enough said
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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