You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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