I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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