Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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