nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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