Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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