Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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