Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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