Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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